girlfriend wanted

must love decorating for holidays
kissing in cars
and wind chimes

no specific height
hair color
or political affiliation required
but would prefer a warm spirited non racist

and “stick in the muds” need not reply

voluptuous figures a plus

any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to
mary poppins
claire huxtable
snow white
or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed

i am dubious of actresses, fellons, and lesbians
but dont want to rule them out entirely

must be tolerant of whistling
tickle torture
james taylor
and sleeping late

i have a slight limp
eerily soft hands
and a preternatural love of autumn

I once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult

I wiggle my feet in my sleep
am scared of the dark
and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time

all i want is
butterfly kisses in the morning
peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart
and to make you smile until it hurts

girlfriend wanted by matthew gray gubler (via matt-graygubler)


get to know me meme : [4/5] favorite actorsChris Evans

If you could look back and talk to your twelve year old self, what advice would you give? You know what I would say? And it might seem over simplified, but it’s profound. I’d say shhhh. It’s been a big thing for me, shhhh. It’s so funny how noisy my brain is, and everyone’s brain is noisy. That’s what it does. It makes thoughts. And the problem I think, in most of our lives, the root of suffering is following that brain noise and listening to that brain noise and identifying with it as if that’s who you are. That’s just the noise your brain makes. And more often than not, it probably doesn’t have much to say that’s gonna help you.